Waiter, Pa-order

50s Diner. Bangs and I had already finished our meals when Hendrix arrived.

Me: Drix, order ka na. (calls a waiter) Pahingi ng menu!

Instead, the guard approached us...

Guard: Oorder po ba kayo?

Me: Opo.

Once he turned his back on us...

Drix: Ay, hindi Pakitawag yung accountant niyo, magpapa-compute kami ng tax.

I LOVE DRIX.