Worst Ways To Ask Someone Out On A Date

Because tomorrow's Valentine's Day, here are the things you shouldn't say when asking someone out on a date. From the book The Best of Chico & Delamar's The Morning Rush Top 10.

1. You look desperate, wanna go out with me?
2. Teh, date tayo!
3. Wanna forget we're both married and go out on a date?
4. If I were me, I'd go out with me. Would you?
5. Please don't dump me on the first attempt!
6. Kain ka na bago kita sunduin, para diretso check-in na tayo.
7. Miss, date tayo. Per hour ba singil mo?
8. If I were to hypothetically ask you out, would you hypothetically say yes?
9. Wanna go out with me? I heard you kiss on the first date.
10. Wanna watch a concert with me? My date backed out.