Why I'm Single #24

Deliberately asked a friend to be the sperm donor, in case I don't get hitched in the future. He politely declined by reminding me of the pact he made with another bestfriend of ours --that they'll have to marry each other when they're still single by the age of 30. Just because they already got a name for their future child.

Me: ...your genes are not bad. [You're] maputi, matangkad...
Girl Friend: ..at matalino...at gwapo. Yiiii...
Him: Gagawin nga muna namin ni Sen si 'Jansen/Johnsen' (the korni name of the child).

WTFLOL, pati sa ganitong usapan friendzoned/bastedzoned pa rin ako!