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I had this mild crush on you. Why, you're so cute and smart and funny, too.

This liking towards you began when

I preferred when you were mean to me. I didn't like you before, and things would've been better for me if it stayed that way.

But suddenly you were so nice and sweet, and friendly, and all.

I didn't really plan on buying that Esquire magazine that featured the Eraserheads, but you asked me to accompany you, and really.